Thursday, March 14, 2013

I'm short... So what?

Credit: Carole Dodeman for Contra Records



This weekend again...

"Wow this is the first time I see you for real and without skates. It's quite a shock, I mean... you--you're short!" 

FML.

Just as my high-school French teacher used to say (we have the same condition): "I'm not short, I'm condensed."

Dude, why d'ya think I started skating if not to gain centimeters?

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